What Not to Wear

I hear word that Governor Palin is going to have to donate all of those clothes the Republican donors so graciously unknowingly paid $150,000 for last month. Lucky for Palin (and unlucky for the country) there are a lot more deserving charities to choose from than merely a month ago.

But I'm lobbying for me. I'm thinking that although my calendar doesn’t hold a whole lot of opportunities to wear a $2500 Valentino jacket, I could find places to wear the pricey wardrobe...

Don’t I give stump speeches to people in government? (See HOA/sign blog.) Don’t I do comedy? (See HOA/sign blog.) And I can almost see Cuba from my house!

And tonight, I will be escorting a visiting relative (we could say I was courting a Pennsylvania voter rather than saying Aunt Val) to the Neil Diamond concert where I will be cracklin’ Rosie and singing songs sung blue--I could be sporting a Saks suit and Nieman-Marcus shoes.

Can I count on your vote? I’ll share...