The Intern got his Voter Registration card in the mail today.
Welcome to a battleground state with 27 Electoral votes up for grabs. Expect to be wooed like Popeye by the Spinach Lobbyists. Like you are Catherine, and the voter phone bank is Heathcliff. (And sometimes you're Heathcliff to their Catherine.) Like the Treasury Secretary on bended knee to the Speaker of the House. Like a Trick-Or-Treater at the house with the King size Snickers. Like a gas station in Charlotte. Like you are the Olympic delegation and the candidates are members of the Bejing Chamber of Commerce. You=valid U.S. email address. Them=Nigerian Prince. Like Sonja to Simon Cowell; Cloris Leachman to judges we have no idea what their names are.
Welcome to Florida during election season.
(This was a little bit fun to think about--post some more here and I'll see if I can't dig up a prize or two for some winners.)
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I don't have anything to add to this LOL
But what a funny post!
Could you profile New York???? LOL
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