Monday, March 05, 2007

Cheer me up

Okay, I didn't mean for my column today to sound so depressing, but I guess it is. Maybe the boredom is getting to me. Maybe the frustration. Maybe the pain.

Anyway, it is up to you dear blogience, to change that. I issue a decree of joke submission, either here, under comments so others can share in the laughter, or divamail me if they are really raunchy (my favorite kind).

Your other option is to send along one must read novel suggestion.

Get busy, you have an awesome and important responsibility.


Jodi said...

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Anonymous said...

Ok so here it is:

There are two muffins in an oven. One turned to the other and said, "Man it's hot in here!" The second turned and said "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"


Tracey said...

Excellent entries, ladies. Keep going...please?

Anonymous said...

Ok, here goes. This one always slays my 7-year-old.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: Ha! To get to the other side!
Q: Why'd the baby cross the road?
A: Cause it was stapled to the chicken!

Of course, I've got another really good one about two closeted, gay, cabaret-dancing muffins who are actually Republican congressmen from Nebraska. But that one's just too damn long to type.