Sunday, March 11, 2007

3 Wishes

If a genie in a bottle washed up on the shore of my bathtub right now and offered to grant me 3 wishes, at this precise moment, this is what they would be:

1.) An English Governess (preferably an ugly one but one that can cook)

2.) Hard liquor. Anything on the rocks--no mixers.

3.) Forceps.

I know I can't have any of those things right now realistically, but I can dream....

1 comment:

Jodi said...

Hey there bed ridden mama your wishes weren't granted, give us something new to read...or I'm gonna have to have the whiskey on the rocks for you. ;-)