If a genie in a bottle washed up on the shore of my bathtub right now and offered to grant me 3 wishes, at this precise moment, this is what they would be:
1.) An English Governess (preferably an ugly one but one that can cook)
2.) Hard liquor. Anything on the rocks--no mixers.
I know I can't have any of those things right now realistically, but I can dream....