Thursday, May 01, 2008
Alternative Titles for this Post
*It’s only half of a tank.
*I can’t afford to vote Republican this November.
*Turns out, you can’t live in your car after foreclosure.
*Shell Posts Record Profits This Quarter--Thanks to Me
*Did I mention this isn’t even a full tank?
*I remember back in ‘aught 7 when gas was $2.50 a gallon and I drove you to school.
*It’s probably safe for Walgreen’s to put the Sudafed back on the shelves, but they may want to lock up the Petroleum Jelly and Oil of Olay.