Perhaps I wasn't clear yesterday on my blog entry.
Unbeknownst to me, it was hijacked and posted on some professional actor's site, and suddenly my divamail is being filled with headshots of women with their previous acting experience and measurements.
I feel like I'm ordering a Russian bride or something.
I feel bad about this for two reasons. One, because these ladies actually think that I have a job to give them--which I don't--and two, that I have to audition people, and apparently pay union wages, to be my friends.
Sniff.
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4 comments:
Weird, these happenings on the web.
Diva, you're killing me here...
I would love to have volunteered for this, but it just happened to be on the same week I am leaving for my first "child-free" vacation in nearly 2 years. But if there is a "next time"...
Oh, and by the way, you have more friends than you know; sometimes life and other annoyances just get in the way, and we lose touch.
I cannot believe you had the nerve to ask for a blogroll pimp.
bwahahahahahahahaahah!!!!
And here I was wondering how I was going to ask for your phone number!!!!
xoxoxooxox
I cannot even begin to describe the level of weirdness here. My inbox is jammed from pictures of actresses who want to play Moms...All of my friends are hot moms that don't have to act!
Ha!
And Ms. Anonymous, you must list a name so I know which one of my busy friends is going on a fabulous vaycay sans kids..
MM--it's 867-5309. Ask for Jenny. :)
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