Yes, I speak dog

If dogs could talk, Jingle's first words would be, "WTF??!!"

It wasn't really a literal dog whisperer that came over yesterday, more like a dog growler. That's what we have to do in place of saying, "no." It's ridiculous. It's foolish. It is absolutely humiliating.

But you know something? It works.

By the end of that first session, Jingle was a transformed dog. She stopped eating us. She didn't bolt out the front door. She waited at least 8 hours before pissing in the house. It was unbelieveable. I might actually have a functioning dog in 6 weeks rather than Beowolf.

*No dogs were harmed in this training. Only a grown woman's ego.