I've been thinking of my Lenten sacrifices this year. Since pregnancy is a 40 week self-sacrifice rather than simply 40 days, I've decided to go another route as I have abandoned many of my vices back in August. Besides, I hope to give birth well before Easter, and I plan on celebrating my first meal without heartburn spoiling it with a nice glass of Merlot.
Since focusing on a project is particularly difficult as of late, during Lent I am going to seriously apply concentration, creativity and effort to this book that I declared to the world would be out by the end of the year.
I know you are all breathless with anticipation.
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Honestly, I think men who do housework actually do turn on their wives. It works with me all the time. In fact, I've long considered the creation of a long line of creative T-shirts with sayings like:
I vacuum for sex.
Yes, there are thousands of other pathetic men like me out there.
...then I want a T-shirt that says:
I mow grass for sex
Only fair if the men get a T-shirt so do the women!
I multi-task stomach crunches during sex. Just kidding. Not really.
Don't forget maternity sizes in this new fashion line.
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