Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Ash Wednesday

I've been thinking of my Lenten sacrifices this year. Since pregnancy is a 40 week self-sacrifice rather than simply 40 days, I've decided to go another route as I have abandoned many of my vices back in August. Besides, I hope to give birth well before Easter, and I plan on celebrating my first meal without heartburn spoiling it with a nice glass of Merlot.

Since focusing on a project is particularly difficult as of late, during Lent I am going to seriously apply concentration, creativity and effort to this book that I declared to the world would be out by the end of the year.

I know you are all breathless with anticipation.


CB said...

Honestly, I think men who do housework actually do turn on their wives. It works with me all the time. In fact, I've long considered the creation of a long line of creative T-shirts with sayings like:

I vacuum for sex.

Yes, there are thousands of other pathetic men like me out there.

Jodi said...

...then I want a T-shirt that says:

I mow grass for sex

Only fair if the men get a T-shirt so do the women!

SheShe said...

I multi-task stomach crunches during sex. Just kidding. Not really.

Tracey said...

Don't forget maternity sizes in this new fashion line.