1.) I don't know if our "Halloween in Florida" theme complete with "Bone de Soleil" suntan lotion was enough to sway the judges when parked two Hummers down was our favorite ex-rocker in full pirate regalia.
2.) The boys had a good time, though.
3.) Even Amy found a costume since she wouldn't wear the one I brought.
4.) Congratulations to all of you bums who are Cardinal fans. I hate you.
5.) Um, there were several of you that I dined with last night who let me leave the restaurant looking like this:
I realize that after 4 hours of Trick or Treating in a sandy parking lot, 37 pounds of melting candy, veal picatta and a one-handed attempt at lip gloss with a 3 year old in your lap does not lead to my best appearance...But hells bells ladies! I looked like a dirty table cloth. You might have at least thrown a napkin over me or sprayed a little Shout on my neck. Jeesh.