Stevie: Mom, do you know who the band, "Cheap Trick" is?
Me:Mind immediately propelled backward to the summer of '93 when they toured with AC/DC and I was selling their trademark black bandanas from a stand next to the stage to the melody of I want you to want me...
Yeah, I've heard of them.
Stevie: Well, I got the lead singer's autograph at lunch today.
Me:Wondering if he performed an impromptu concert over sloppy joes How did you know it was him?
Stevie: He had a sticker name tag on and long hair. He had lunch duty today.
Me:Every teenaged fantasy of black leather pants and whiskey replaced by image of aging rock star in a hair net and Salisbury steak.
I am so freaking old.