Sean just told me that our kitchen cabinets "Look like they were organized by a crazy person."
After I wash my hands for the 38th time today, I might just take offense.
(I don't think it helped my case when he asked where the popcorn was and I told him the master bathroom floor. He just shook his head and said, "The sad part is I know you're not kidding." )
I took the wekend off of everything including housekeeping. I hope you did too.