Tuesday, October 02, 2012
No more whining for me
From the owner's manual: "Keep wines that you plan to use for EVERYDAY drinking and entertaining on the front half..."
Finally an appliance that gets me.
This might be the most remarkable machine even despite its impressive instruction manual.
You see, this simple appliance was surprisingly complicated to purchase and install. If we are to believe the first installer, it was backordered, then crafted by hand or carved from a single lump of stainless steel which took four months despite being a stock item at the local store. Once it did finally arrive from Napa or Bordeaux or Mars, and after said-installer was in three car accidents (none his fault) one employee accident (first time ever), a shoulder injury, and a week delay for paint to dry (???); on the morning of the delivery date on the way to its bought and paid for location, it was completely and tragically destroyed in a fiery car crash, with all backordered, hand-forged remains vaporized before the insurance adjusters could even arrive, along with the receipts of the order that the store since lost or misplaced.
We didn't buy that either.
Turns out it takes less than a week to be ordered and delivered when you just go ahead and do it yourself.
So we've unwittingly become more DIYer's since moving here but at least we can now reward ourselves with a glass of Merlot served at a perfect 58 degrees.