Our second Halloween in this 'hood and the lessons I've learned:
1.) I need to buy double the amount of doubled-amount of candy that I bought twice as much as last year.
2.) People love Halloween here. There aren't enough aisles of inflatable ghosts, cats and other general spooks at Lowe's to fulfill the demand in Middle Tennessee.
3.) Trick-or-Treating at large, stately, popular country music singing stars homes doesn't suck.
4.) I need to seek professional help for the lengths I go to theme this meal.