Either the culinary gods are applauding my efforts of late, or they are completely disgusted and want to show me how real chefs cook.
I'm okay with either one of those reasons.
Because on Thursday, I get to meet Cat Cora of Iron Chef and general culinary brilliance fame.
I get to meet her, and taste some of her new dishes she's whipping up for a new restaurant in Disney, "Kouzzima." And I am so excited I've started fasting right now.
So fellow foodies, don't hate me because I'm about to eat beautifully. I will check on doggie bags...