I just returned from the six month check-up. Everything is fine...except I gained a tad more this month than my previous boasts.
In my defense--which I didn't voice to the scale Nazi--my activity/exercise level has been considerably diminished due to the tsunami size contractions that occur whenever I walk more than 5 paces.
I also failed to calculate that last glass of eggnog and plate of German Twists would go on this month's total and not January's thighs.
Damned new math.