Thursday, April 26, 2007

Rhetorical Questions I Don't Expect Answers to

1. Where do these large blocks of time I'm missing during the day go?

2. If the scale says I've lost all of the weight, why am I still in my fat pants?

3. If you know you are insane while committing an insane act--oh, say throwing a birthday party on Saturday for 30 7 year olds 2 weeks postpartum--are you still just as insane?

4. How can one tiny baby produce so much laundry?

5. I forgot what I was going to ask for 5.

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