Tampa, Florida

It seems our life-altering decision has been made, and drum roll please, we're staying in sunny, red-state, Florida.

Yes, 'tis true that we were contemplating seriously the idea of moving (so close that we had, in fact, accepted the offer originally) to New York, but after many boring details which I will spare you, we have decided to stay here.

And to celebrate this, we are going to the beach tomorrow and making sand castles with the Stanley Cup on the Gulf of Mexico...

(Need I say what pushed us over the edge?)