tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8588172.post8783751218860810386..comments2023-09-27T03:48:12.375-04:00Comments on Suburban Diva's Confessions: Home stretchTraceyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684214476192606258noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8588172.post-41483710655875633752007-03-09T00:18:00.000-04:002007-03-09T00:18:00.000-04:00I JUST RECEIVED THIS IN MY EMAIL BOX AND IT MADE M...I JUST RECEIVED THIS IN MY EMAIL BOX AND IT MADE ME CHUCKLE...SO I'M SHARING<BR/><BR/>Women’s Poem<BR/><BR/><BR/> Before I lay me down to sleep,<BR/> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,<BR/> One who's handsome, smart and strong.<BR/> One who loves to listen long,<BR/> One who thinks before he speaks,<BR/> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.<BR/> I pray he's gainfully employed,<BR/> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.<BR/> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,<BR/> Massages my back and begs to do more.<BR/> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,<BR/> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"<BR/> I pray that this man will love me to no end,<BR/> And always be my very best friend.<BR/> <BR/> MAN'S POEM<BR/> <BR/> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs<BR/> who owns a liquor store, golf course, and fishing marina.<BR/><BR/> This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.JODIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06200377715733843284noreply@blogger.com